There Seems to be a Holiday for Everything.

There's mother's day, father's day and boss appreciation day. Holidays for gluttony and talking like pirates. There's Valentine's Day-which if you ask some people is a fake holiday created for the purpose of stores to sell extra things. With Valentine's in mind, why isn't there a holiday for people to give back things that they've borrowed. I must have a dozen things that I've borrowed and never given back. The same goes for friends that have borrowed things from me. Maybe, just maybe, I could get back that Yoshi's Cookie for Gameboy that I let Travis Johnson borrow in the fifth grade.

But that wouldn't be good. In fact, it would be terrible, because then I'd have to give back the Pokemon Red Version he let me borrow and lord knows that I'm not parting with that game.