Maybe I'll make a bowl and leave it on my doorstep. I'll name it "The Bowl of Lost Business" and I tear a bunch of those cards up and maybe even put some on toothpicks with fake blood dripping from where the toothpick pierced.
I figure people will still leave their cards, but with my Bowl of Lost Business they'll know exactly where they're time and effort is going when they leave one on my door. It will be like this guy's monument to Yellow Pages, but only more imposing.
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