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Monday, April 25, 2011

Does James Franco Have Nothing but Time on His Hands?

A lot of people think he's high when he makes public appearances, but honestly I think he's exhausted. Seriously, the guy is in the middle of Yale's doctoral English program, was nominated for an Academy Award, is directing a play, teaching a course-about himself- and he's an author (CNN.COM). Now, he's been accepted into The University of Houston's doctoral program in literature and creative writing. I'm barely finishing with my Associates and I've been at this for five years. What the fuck is Franco on that gives him all this vigor to keep doing more shit? My theory is that he's taken the drug from Rise of the Planet of the Apes and boosted his brainpower beyond human limits. 
Whatever it is, if the thirty-three years old continues at this rate and decides to study abroad or travel the world in his forties, he'll be a candidate for The Most Interesting Man in the World by his mid-fifties.

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